and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
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