I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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