The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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