Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
Help. Why am I so naked?
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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