Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Randomize
