that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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