omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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