So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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