So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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