That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
