Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
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