PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
I just want nice things and good sex
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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