Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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