I like my sex mixed with concussions.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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