She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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