Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize