sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Boobs are out for the taking
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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