You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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