I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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