i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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