dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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