He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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