why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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