i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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