Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Randomize
