But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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