I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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