My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
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