butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
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