I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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