we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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