i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
Randomize
