we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
I will die if light touches me.
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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