this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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