I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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