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remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
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