well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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