She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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