i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize