that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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