I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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