I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
This can only be settled by a dance off.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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