The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I have feelings that need drinking.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Why are your pants in the freezer?
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