drinking out of a sandbucket again
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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