Sponge bath it is.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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