love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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