i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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