this beer tastes like vomit already
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
tequila makes me forget i have legs
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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