I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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