I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Drake has all the answers
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Randomize