He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
Randomize
