living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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