I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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