So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
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