The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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