I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
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