Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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