Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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