talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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