I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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