they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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